Maybe you spent your weekend like this.
It was, after all, a weekend of legendary bar antics.
St. Patrick's Day.
The celebration of driving the snakes out of Ireland. Symbolically, the forcing of Christianity onto otherwise content Pagans...snakes, of course, being the symbol of the Goddess.
Ironically, with the Spring Equinox around the corner, and a Full Moon in Virgo, it's impossible to drive the Divine Feminine out of anywhere, or to ignore the change in season...the renewal...the timing so crucial in getting our s***t together after either a long weekend of over-indulging, or simply a long Winter of little movement and much comfort food.
Time, my Beauties, for basking in the radiance of Celtic She-Power.
Let's charge full-force into this week...detoxed and sparkling,
Full of light,
Sexy as all hell.
The molting begins...
In honor of our serpent healers,
we slough off our dead, old layers,
letting go of anything and everything that no longer serves us.
Regeneration. New life.
The Serpent's Secret
- 1 C. Celtic salt
- 1/2 C organic coconut oil, room temperature
- 12 drops each juniper, rosemary, and mandarin essential oils
- 6 drops patchouli oil
Mix these all together in a gorgeous bowl. Get naked. Scrub everywhere in circular motions, then in sweeping strokes toward the heart. This blend is an excellent one to detoxify and improve your circulation. Rinse with very warm water, and a soft coating of coconut oil will remain on your skin. You'll feel amazing and you'll taste delicious too.
Now, hotties, drape your smooth and frisky selves in a fluffy towel, and slither into la cucina.
Whip this up.
- 1 grapefruit (I used a Ruby Red here), cut into small-ish pieces
- 1 Organic cucumber, skin on and chopped
- A good handful of fresh organic mint leaves
- 2-3 inch piece fresh aloe leaf, skinned
- 1-2 droppers liquid stevia
Blend this all together on high speed until smooth. You can add some lemon, fresh grated ginger, or turmeric if you like. This can serve two easily, as you don't need much to reap its benefits. Or, you can drink the whole damn thing down like a badass. Pretend you're Keith...only really into healthy stuff.
Feel incredible? Me too!
Let's rock this season together.
I love you.